Friday, November 28, 2014

Well what’s going on hmmmm……Hackers……hackers is what’s going on. Hackers are hacking into everything. The military ,Home depot. I had a hacker hack into my mind and tell me what I wanted for breakfast. I can’t say what’s going on without mentioning Vladimir Putin. I don’t think it’s an accident that he shares a sir name with a monster from fiction who drinks human blood. Someone forgot to tell Vladimir that we’re in the 21st century and we don’t conquer new lands. I know what it is. He spends so much time shirtless on horseback that he has caught a nasty cold. He’s delirious with fever…that’s what it is. I’m sure as soon as the fever breaks he’ll come back to his senses. Oh ya and 80 year old Charlie “I’m in your head man !” Manson got married this month. I can’t get a date on


and Charles Mason marries a 26 year old kinda cute chick …. Come on !!! Is there no justice !.I wonder how his wedding vows went. Probably something like this. Do you Charles Manson take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife “ Charlie…”Can you see me man !!! cause I can see you man and your like a mirror image man !!!. I’ll take that as an I do. Come on !!!! I bet she starts making him wipe his shoes before he comes into his cell. You’ll see Charlie. Joan Rivers died and we don’t really miss her….I thought she was still alive turns out it was a frozen close up of her dog Spike from one of her infomercials. Joan would have loved that joke. Love you Joan. We lost Robbin too and I guess that was really kinda sad cause we all had no idea what he was going through. Good luck to Peter trying to convince him he doesn't have to be on anymore. “OK Mr. Williams we’re in heaven now you don’t have to do that anymore. OK that’s just inappropriate for heaven OK. 

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

I am a very funny guy.
You will read my funny stuff at this blog.